Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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