i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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