Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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