Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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