I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
