Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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