I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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