kristin has been a bad kristin
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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