Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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