we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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