ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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