How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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