You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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