1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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