you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
All I want is dick and wine.
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