I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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