I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I wish i was in the wii world.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
and you fell through a lawn chair
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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