oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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