FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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