I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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