it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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