apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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