well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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