She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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