How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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