Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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