You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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