We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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