I don't usually arrange sex via text message
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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