Me. At least after what I've been through.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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