You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
wow bdsm is so cute
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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