And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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