part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I need moral support for this bender
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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