Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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