is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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