The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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