So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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