Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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