So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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