Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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