Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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