i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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