I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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