Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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