Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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