what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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