I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm having to shit out rocks
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