I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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