Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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