Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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