i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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