Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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